Birdee Jean Franklin used to be an ordinary bird.

Then she got tired of her life of mediocrity, flying here & there, meeting everyone’s needs but her own.

So one day she spread her wings…

It was that same day that Birdie Jean Franklin “borrowed” her husband’s credit card and went on a bit of a shopping spree. She maxed out his card, buying scads of baubles, even a pendant with her initials ~ BJF!

The next day, she packed her bags & flew south.

The other gulls have been clucking about it ever since!

The moral of the story…don’t be an ordinary bird.